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FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!

—No one, ever. (via scoldylox)

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Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]

That’s a long time to, erm, “open the bifrost” *wink wink nudge nudge*.

(Source: oh-whiskers, via wilwheaton)

wilwheaton:

inothernews:

Besides the hype, besides the technical fuckups of NASDAQ, besides the overvaluation and offering too many shares during their IPO, I think the reason Facebook’s stock is failing as much as it is right now is that people have come to realize that Everybody’s Favorite Social Network is just too obnoxious, intrusive, and data-scrapingly assholish in the way it treats everyone from its most ardent users to, sadly, people on third-party platforms like, I dunno, TUMBLR, that perhaps want nothing at all to do with the privacy black hole that is Mark Zuckerberg’s dickishness incarnate but wake up and log on to find THIS UTTER BULLSHIT.
I go on Tumblr to be on Tumblr, Tumblr.  Please leave the shitty Facebook tactics to Facebook.

Cosigned.

Damn you facebook! YOU WILL NOT TAKE TUMBLR FROM ME!!!! This is an act of war! We must defend our home! They may take our names, but they will never take our reblogs!

wilwheaton:

inothernews:

Besides the hype, besides the technical fuckups of NASDAQ, besides the overvaluation and offering too many shares during their IPO, I think the reason Facebook’s stock is failing as much as it is right now is that people have come to realize that Everybody’s Favorite Social Network is just too obnoxious, intrusive, and data-scrapingly assholish in the way it treats everyone from its most ardent users to, sadly, people on third-party platforms like, I dunno, TUMBLR, that perhaps want nothing at all to do with the privacy black hole that is Mark Zuckerberg’s dickishness incarnate but wake up and log on to find THIS UTTER BULLSHIT.

I go on Tumblr to be on Tumblr, Tumblr.  Please leave the shitty Facebook tactics to Facebook.

Cosigned.

Damn you facebook! YOU WILL NOT TAKE TUMBLR FROM ME!!!! This is an act of war! We must defend our home! They may take our names, but they will never take our reblogs!

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micthemicrophone:

slugbox:

mageofbutts:

blingostarr:

spiswatchingyou:

i-steal-your-pantsu:

videohall:

Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.

what the hell

oh my gOD

i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part

thaaat’s pretty cool

i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life 

I love humanity sometimes.

I’ll take 50.