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donkeybong:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

donkeybong:

At first I used to rag on the artists that put little to no effort into their work and would string together something like an umbrella leaning on a chair and call it “art” by just illuminating it with a single light fixture above it

but then I realized, that pretentious-ass/hipster-ass white people would believe and buy anything an artist deems art that took them hours or even days to complete

They are literally robbing people without actually robbing like literally people are just dumb enough to think it’s actually art and these artists get money it’s practically genius and i’m shitting myself over here

This is basically Dada, as I understand it. It’s basically seeing what crazy crap they can make people believe is art. I used to despise it and be all “That’s not art” but now I love it. Like Marcel Duchamp’s Fountain, he literally painted a fake signature on a urinal toilet, A SODDING TOILET! And a few years back a reproduction sold for over a million pounds. Now that’s simply brilliant. Also I need to stop before I go into an arty discourse about challenging people’s artistic preconceptions and definitions of what constitutes art.

Marcel Duchamps art was literally shit and sold for millions during the era of Dada and I am both proud and appalled to share a name with him

While we’re on the subject of art that is LITERALLY SHIT, we gotta talk about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit

donkeybong:

At first I used to rag on the artists that put little to no effort into their work and would string together something like an umbrella leaning on a chair and call it “art” by just illuminating it with a single light fixture above it

but then I realized, that pretentious-ass/hipster-ass white people would believe and buy anything an artist deems art that took them hours or even days to complete

They are literally robbing people without actually robbing like literally people are just dumb enough to think it’s actually art and these artists get money it’s practically genius and i’m shitting myself over here

This is basically Dada, as I understand it. It’s basically seeing what crazy crap they can make people believe is art. I used to despise it and be all “That’s not art” but now I love it. Like Marcel Duchamp’s Fountain, he literally painted a fake signature on a urinal toilet, A SODDING TOILET! And a few years back a reproduction sold for over a million pounds. Now that’s simply brilliant. Also I need to stop before I go into an arty discourse about challenging people’s artistic preconceptions and definitions of what constitutes art.

raving-mad-hatter:

ok so I met Tommy Wiseau and asked for a cheek kiss pic and he got really into it. he asked if he’d met me before and i was like “yeah once, you made fun of me for being short.” and he just totally ignores that and goes “haha you’re so beautiful can I pick you up?”

so he picks me up and starts just swinging me in circles while there’s a huge line of people waiting and I didn’t know what to do so I started singing “you are my rose” at him

not sure what else i expected from tommy. he gave me a necklace though. it says “you’re good but be better”

(via muonna)