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I'd tell you what kind of blog this is, but I don't really know myself.
If you figure it out, please enlighten me.

meatballofevilandvengeance:

boundandgaggedmen:

So I went back to the abandoned duck warehouse today

wtf

So this raises a number of questions, for example: Why the hell would one go to an Abandoned Duck Warehouse? However, one word in the text raises a further question, along with a plethora of derivatives generated by entering expletives: You went BACK to the abandoned duck warehouse? Like, you’d been to the Abandoned Duck Warehouse BEFORE and then you went BACK to the Abandoned Duck Warehouse?! What the fuck, man?

(via nonexistent-realities)

#Like seriously #What the fuck? #ducks #abandonment #warehouses #disused plastic fowl repository

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

(Source: zobb, via explodingmrpond)

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

(Source: weloveshortvideos, via explodingmrpond)

gurosebe:

SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND

what if

dragons came back

killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde

and then if you needed money

you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel

and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now

(via nickelbackstreetboyz2menatwork)