groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
the part where groot grabs gamora instead of quill and rocket yells LEARN GENDERS MAN just supports this
"There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." .. (Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica)
A DAY WHEN A BSG QUOTE IS RELEVANT TO CURRENT REAL WORLD EVENTS IS NEVER A GOOD DAY
People who go on baby name sites
- Expecting parents
- Gamers naming their rpg characters
My last character was named “Psimyon Qgibbb” because I was bored and joking around with the other people there. The one before that was simply called Steve.
what a beautiful person
And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave