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I'd tell you what kind of blog this is, but I don't really know myself.
If you figure it out, please enlighten me.
#okay so this is not true but it's too funny to not reblog

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

the part where groot grabs gamora instead of quill and rocket yells LEARN GENDERS MAN just supports this

(via readswaytoomuch)

pantslesswrock:

cartoonpolitics:

"There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." .. (Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica)

A DAY WHEN A BSG QUOTE IS RELEVANT TO CURRENT REAL WORLD EVENTS IS NEVER A GOOD DAY
EVER

pantslesswrock:

cartoonpolitics:

"There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people." .. (Commander Adama, Battlestar Galactica)

A DAY WHEN A BSG QUOTE IS RELEVANT TO CURRENT REAL WORLD EVENTS IS NEVER A GOOD DAY

EVER

(Source: gocomics.com, via thestarsare-golden)

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

zevranarinais:

People who go on baby name sites

  • Expecting parents
  • Gamers naming their rpg characters
  • Writers

My last character was named “Psimyon Qgibbb” because I was bored and joking around with the other people there. The one before that was simply called Steve.

(via noticeablerogue)

#I did justify it with backstory though #he was a homeless orphan with no name and someone was talking to their friend steve and he thought they were talking to him.

awesomenerdyfangirl:

anonymous-dudette:

I’m glad that Ferguson is getting attention, seriously I am, but I haven’t seen ONE post about what is happening over seas. Not even one post about the pictures above. Children are being beheaded and dragged into the streets where they are then shot because their families are Christian. Women are being raped and murdered. Men are being murdered. PEOPLE are dying. It’s a Christian Holocaust. And I haven’t seen anything on Tumblr.

Why aren’t any of you furious about this?! Where’s the “social justice?” ISIS is murdering people who don’t convert to Islam (yes, I know they’re extremists and not all Muslims are like that. Save yourself the rant) but I really want to know why this hasn’t been given the attention it deserves.

Seriously, guys. This is really scary, and we need to raise attention for these people. They so desperately need our prayers and support.

(via ljuta)

smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

(via thedoctorwillsaveme)